Acquapendente 03/06/2011
Do are the wheels?
Dear boys two clues they say, do a test: Do not go, or a C ... but we are the most beautiful and now even the most sympathetic (at least in the shower) a few words to the wise is
Warriors:
Abu = Antonio
Crono = Ernesto
Farfurella = Roberto
The Pupone = Marco
Momi = Daniele
Sparone = James
Virus = Roberto
Pre race
as usual army Branca Leone ready to move at 6:30, at least on paper, because silently, boni boni, between Court and Pupone, I have boycotted all the great organization.
Eventually we started at 7 and 10, basically a disaster for me.
In honor of the news I have to say though, that at least Abu Momi and were accurate.
Eventually we travel and resounding to the Cibali Pupone shot himself a sandwich with cooked and the cheese and a pound and half of Parmesan cheese and bread while driving (at the end of the race but his comment was me hurt your stomach! and you think).
Orvieto, 7 am: 45 about the Farfurella is ready to make its mark in the toilets of the bar where we had coffee. The latest news from the local damage impounded because of the exhaled gases from the sewer.
Abu is already the second cigarette.
Broken, Virus, er Pupone and Tom Tom, arrogate to themselves the task to lead the rest of the group, I do not know how or why, but when dozens of bikers followed the directions of traffic signs saying Acquapendente 32 km in that direction, we systematically went in without opposite and believe it or not, however, we arrived at the destination.
Race:
Ready away and the dance begins; between slings out of the guard rail and asphalt musate the best is yet to come. Three km of unpaved trails throttle, between breccino and puddles to no end, I do not know how is not escaped the pile-up! However, we said, today we started to ball and eventually have two of our enforced, with Tommasi Pupone alias, 41 th overall, with a time of 1:58 ': 32 ", and 7 ° category. Gaiardo!
Sabatini alias Virus, good placement too, too bad because of excessive vibration ORBEA frame produced by the new GT-Team, the first one, then the other, the wheels are loosening of support and poor has Virus began to lose his balance lying at regular intervals of 15 minutes 5 times to grind the left knee (the usual inter alia). Taking payment from Pupone downhill finishes in 45 th place with a time of 1:59 ': 00 and 7 th grade. Too bad!
Viola alias alias Enesto Chrono 114 th overall, with a time of 2:14 ': 09 "and 6th grade. Never gives up!
Pimpinicchio alias Sparone 184 th overall. The rumor that he is still giving a hand to the organizers to remove the arrows along the route. His comments were: "because I was still on the course Monday morning, I took the opportunity to take some arrows, while I was going to finish the race." Time in the race, 2:32 ': 28 ". Terminal!
Giro Corto:
coachmen Farfurella alias, alias the impostor, the stone of the scandal, which by its conduct deprecabie and vile, has meant that the name of ASD Bicycle Touring Massa Martana was struck by all the books in the history of world cycling, at the end he just did not really do anything!
fact, it's not been his fault, the courts have given them the same kind of numbers, then impapocchiarsi in the final count, which disatro! However, let him enjoy his 65 th overall and 10th grade, with a time of 2 ': 03': 58 ". Bucione!
Bernacchia, aka Momi, aka The Impostor 2 he has tried, but the truth always comes to the surface. Do you remember the story of snow? I did and that was to eventually melts, well by then it melts and you see the little surprise you left it? Time in the race, 2:11 ': 51 ", 98 th overall and 13 th grade. Tie! Third 'bucione "of the new Beagle Boys, Abu false, with the other two logically (ie missing mascerina black because I know perfect but I will imagine, there's red sweater, blue pants too, thieves know there is complete except for the mascerina black because I know full). However just come from him is the first repentance after the crime, as we returned home he uttered the following words: "Who cares that you never notice it." Eh?
VE MISSING THE MASK!
From Corriere del ... Virus
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